GnomeG got me really thinking about my purse. I mean, my fantastic Marc Jacobs purse has done its duty, lugging all my crap around and all. It wasn't until I turned my purse topsy turvy to dissect it and uncover exactly what's inside it. Boy was I shocked.
Here is the unabridged list of my purse contents:
First and foremost, there's the unflappably handy make-up bag containing:
• Visine (2)
• spare change (.72 ¢)
• 4 tubes of lipstick
• Avon lip shimmers lip balm
• Clinique Dramatically Different Lotion
• Tylenol
• Clinique Superbalm Tinted Lip Treatment
• ATM receipts (3)
• Disneyland Annual Passes
• Packet of Equal
• Clinique Lucky Clover Blush
• Subway receipt
• Punch cards (25)
Then there's:
• Elastic rubber bands for hair emergencies
• A random pink sock (Alison's)
• A Palm Pilot (Zire 71)
• Cell Phone (for quick calls to Cassie)
• Allegra and Sudafed
.....okay, I understand if you're bored now.....really.
• McDonald's Bucks
• Pictures of babies
• Pens (3)
• Sunglasses and case
• Crochet hook (?)
• Lottery ticket
• Bath and Body Works Sample Lotion (Juniper Breeze)
• School keys
• House keys
• A juice box straw
• Candy wrappers
Okay you get the point. And I guess I do too. What it boils down is that I gotta clean out my purse. Like. Today. No wonder I have back problems.
P.S. And in case you're wondering....my purse actually weighs 4 lbs 13 ounces! Close enough to 5 lbs!
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